I'm the gayest mother fucker on the face of the earth, my name is GayWard, and I like big butts and i cannot lie, other brothers can't deny. Remember that one guy from the denny's commercial that rode motorcycles and did cocaine? yea that was me, i also do porn. 1 time i kicked an african so hard in the chin that he exploded, turned into a black hole, and engulphed all of africa, killing millions. I'm so good at skateboarding, and enslaving black children, they call me Kony Hawk. I'm also pretty good at sucking dick.